{"title":"Tote Bags","description":"\u003cp\u003ePuzzleTees tote bags are the ultimate “innocent until proven chaotic” sidekicks.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom ten feet away? Just your average chill canvas tote minding its own business.  \u003cbr\u003eBut the second someone leans in (coffee queue, bus seat, library table, random sidewalk stare-down)? Plot twist.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab it. Load it. Watch the chaos unfold.  \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"clear-tote-bag","title":"I Don't Need Wi-Fi to Have Fun Clear tote bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eClear, chic, and stadium-ready. This tote is made for everyday hauling—from concerts to beach days—with a sleek, transparent look and sturdy build.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✯  TPU (rubber-like clear material)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✯ 0.02″ (0.5 mm) thick\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✯ Bag size: 12″ × 6″ × 12″ (30.5 cm × 15.3 cm × 30.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✯ Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: Due to the transparent material and this product’s handcrafted process, touch marks and fingerprints may appear on the surface. These do not affect its quality or durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eIn line with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), PuzzleTees LLC and our EU rep at SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED keep everything safe and compliant. Got questions or concerns? Hit up gpsr@sindenventures.com, or reach us at:\u003cbr\u003e30 N Gould St #Ste R, Sheridan, WY 82801, USA\u003cbr\u003eor Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"PuzzleTees","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44678996852781,"sku":"1994189_23231","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/5381\/5341\/files\/PuzzleTees-I_Don_t_Need_Wi-Fi_to_Have_Fun_Clear_tote_bag.png?v=1772795977"},{"product_id":"over-thinkier-tote-bag","title":"Over-thinker Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause your brain’s already carrying too much—let this tote handle the actual load. \u003cbr\u003eA spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOver-thinker edition: perfect for hauling your regrets, half-finished ideas, and that one coffee you swore you’d finish. Observant print that quietly roasts your decision fatigue while looking effortlessly put-together. Dual cotton handles for when you’re overthinking which arm to use. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester \u003cbr\u003e- Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm) \u003cbr\u003e- Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l) \u003cbr\u003e- Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg) \u003cbr\u003e- Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim \u003cbr\u003e- Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm) \u003cbr\u003e- The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePart of the room collection: ideas you can wear (or sling over your shoulder). Things make sense later—your groceries, not so much. 🧩 \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGrab it now and stop overthinking your carry options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead and cadmium level requirements.\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"PuzzleTees","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44715615780909,"sku":"9684461_4533","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/5381\/5341\/files\/Over-thinker_Tote_Bag.png?v=1773668473"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/5381\/5341\/collections\/PuzzleTees-I_Don_t_Need_Wi-Fi_to_Have_Fun_Clear_tote_bag.png?v=1772796032","url":"https:\/\/puzzletees.co\/collections\/tote-bags.oembed","provider":"PuzzleTees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}