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The ultimate self-sabotage flex — casually trampling your own inner peace and acting like nothing happened. 😏\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cpre class=\"canvas-cyp4H\"\u003e✯ Unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e✯ \u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e✯ Structured feel\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e✯ Screen-printed graphic\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e✯ Designed by PuzzleTees\u003c\/pre\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"388\" data-start=\"293\"\u003eMidweight cotton with a clean, slightly structured drape.\u003cbr data-end=\"353\" data-start=\"350\"\u003eHolds its shape. Wears in, not out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"528\" data-start=\"390\"\u003e• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170–180 g\/m²)\u003cbr data-end=\"439\" data-start=\"436\"\u003e• Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr data-end=\"468\" data-start=\"465\"\u003e• Double-stitched sleeves and hem\u003cbr data-end=\"504\" data-start=\"501\"\u003e• Tubular construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"598\" data-start=\"530\"\u003eProduction\u003cbr data-end=\"543\" data-start=\"540\"\u003eThis product is made to order to reduce overproduction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003ch6 data-end=\"1064\" data-start=\"600\"\u003eCompliance \u0026amp; Safety (EU)\u003cbr data-end=\"627\" data-start=\"624\"\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), PuzzleTees LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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