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Boy strolling like life's a breeze. His shadow? Screaming "NOT THE SHOES" in silent panic while being crushed underfoot. The ultimate self-sabotage flex — casually trampling your own inner peace and acting like nothing happened. 😏
✯ Unisex fit
100% cotton
✯ Structured feel
✯ Screen-printed graphic
✯ Designed by PuzzleTees

Midweight cotton with a clean, slightly structured drape.
Holds its shape. Wears in, not out.

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and hem
• Tubular construction

Production
This product is made to order to reduce overproduction.

Compliance & Safety (EU)
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), PuzzleTees LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.  You can also write to us at 30 N Gould St #Ste R Sheridan, WY, 82801, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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      Description

      Boy strolling like life's a breeze. His shadow? Screaming "NOT THE SHOES" in silent panic while being crushed underfoot. The ultimate self-sabotage flex — casually trampling your own inner peace and acting like nothing happened. 😏
      ✯ Unisex fit
      100% cotton
      ✯ Structured feel
      ✯ Screen-printed graphic
      ✯ Designed by PuzzleTees

      Midweight cotton with a clean, slightly structured drape.
      Holds its shape. Wears in, not out.

      • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
      • Taped neck and shoulders
      • Double-stitched sleeves and hem
      • Tubular construction

      Production
      This product is made to order to reduce overproduction.

      Compliance & Safety (EU)
      In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), PuzzleTees LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.  You can also write to us at 30 N Gould St #Ste R Sheridan, WY, 82801, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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